Test: Are you a Seme or an Uke?

Are you a Seme or an Uke?

Update Feb 2010 ^^;;;

You are a Chibi Seme!

Take Are you a Seme or an Uke? quiz here: http://www.semeuke.com/quiz.php

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

79310 people have received this result since 3-29-08.

In 2008, my result was XD:

Opportunist Seme

Preying on the clueless is what you’re all about. You really don’t intend to hurt anyone, but if a little harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you’re not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke who will give you what you want and be none the wiser.

LOL~ :P Hilarious.

Update 17 Feb 08

Description for Clueless Uke: Having a good time is what you’re all about. You’re satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other’s manipulative behavior. You don’t expect much, and that can be a good thing. You’re perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won’t even notice, or really care, as long as you’re enjoying yourself.

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21 thoughts on “Test: Are you a Seme or an Uke?”

  1. Gah. I was just surfing the net that i stumbled upon this webbie! >_<

    LOL. I did the quiz and my result was rather… *sweatdrop*

    You are a Dramatic Uke!

    You are a tortured soul, and your main activity in life is getting tortured. In fact, you probably wouldn’t be happy without something to moan and whine about, which makes you a perfect match for the Sadistic Seme. You are willing to give your body and soul to your partner, putting yourself under their complete control in an effort to escape the pain of your tragic past, although you know deep down there is never an escape.

    Most compatible with: Sadistic Seme
    Least compatible with: Don’t Fuck With Me Seme, Romantic Seme

    i’m weird! X_X

  2. Yep yep and he’s voiced by Hayami Shou… *salivates* I’m a seiyuu audiophile kinda..

    Nope, the Taiwan versions I bought didn’t have bonus. I think these special things are only available for Japan versions.

    Thanks for the yummy icons :D

  3. Yeah… apparently all Yaoi manga in Taiwan must be censored. So the privates and intimate actions are usually obscured by speech bubbles. I didn’t know at first and owned a few others. And then I saw scanlations and discovered my loss o.O I considered importing the US version but they’re really expensive especially when you factor in the shipping cost -_- and since I already own the Taiwan version, the motivation is not strong. Asami stands out and leaves a lasting impression. Very manly and dominant. His voice casting in the drama CD is Koyasu Takehito! Yummy~ But pity Akihito and Fei Long’s casting is a bit off in my opinion. Crimson Spell is interesting. We don’t see many fantasy Yaoi. I like the prince in demon form cos I find the tattoos very sexy.

    Hmm this is the description for Clueless Uke: Wear your position proudly! As a clueless uke, you’re satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other’s manipulative behavior. But you’ll be happy anyway, because ignorance is bliss.

    Does kinda fit Shuichi’s profile. But its been years since I last watched Gravitation. I gave away the VCDs to a friend so I can’t remember the exact plot anymore. I love Yami no Matsuei anime. I’ve not read the manga tho’. I think Muraki is a combination of Sadistic Seme (It takes a special kind of uke to handle the punishment you dish out. After all, it’s no fun if they don’t struggle. LOL) and Opportunistic Seme. Muraki x Tsuzuki is one of my fav pairings *hearts*

  4. When Fei Long first appeared, I liked him cos he’s seems like a sexy uke hahas… but subsequently I didn’t like him as much. Oooo~ Asami is the sex xD Yep, I have Viewfinder 1 and 2 Taiwan version manga :D but they’re censored :P

  5. they’re censored? That’s evil..(i’m sure you also have scanlation =p)

    There are lots of YAOI manga with unsignificant plot and characters..
    ViewFinder is one of the best…
    I have Crimson Spell too but it was less value for me compared to Viewfinder
    Somehow Asami Ryuichi character is a great success.

    Speaking of Clueless Uke, do you think Shindo Shuichi of Gravitation is clueless uke?

    Opportunistic Seme reminds me of Kazutaka Muraki from Yami no Matsuei..he’s taking mucho advantage over Tsuzuki Asato.

  6. Romantic seme is too sweet lah..it gives me toothache

    I don’t like Fei Long because he’s quite a plain character for me…
    Meanwhile Asami made a strong impression as a yaoi character, and he definitely gotta teach Fei some hard lesson *LOL*

    Do you have View finder manga?

  7. Hahaha well said! I think Romantic Seme is sweet~ Opportunistic seme sounds so… o.O

    I like Fei Long as Asami’s uke xD What a queen bee. That guy seriously needs some hard Asami loving and to have his @ss whipped!

  8. Innocent Uke…
    Clueless Uke is a lot better than Innocent Uke, Clueless doesn’t mean Innocent but Innocent is Clueless too.. XD

    I really think the result will be different if i’m doing the quiz in different mood. LOL

    *nods* Asami is quite romantic in his own way, i like him better than Fei Long.

  9. ooo You’re romantic seme? So cute :D Maybe you think you’re not romantic but you actually are? hehehehe… I think Asami is quite romantic in a very dominant seme way… Anyway, I think being paired with a clueless uke is so silly ^___^” what’s your matching uke?

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