The pic doesn’t have anything to do with the actual clock except that it is the only PG/non-R21 one I could find on the net of Shizuo and Izaya in bed, half-dressed and presumed smex-ed. Oh~ and it fits the waking up theme perfectly too :D
Durarara!! Anime version Voice Alarm clock (Izaya & Shizuo)
Size: approx. 180 x 120 x 60mm
Materials: metal (clock), with full color print on paper (face)
Requires three AA batteries (included)
Price: 7,140 yen
Release date: 08/05/2010
Yep, there’s nothing Earth Shattering about the outward appearance of the Durarara!! voice alarm clock… As we already know from this post, this alarm clock features the voices of Kamiya Hiroshi as Orihaya Izaya and Ono Daisuke as Heiwajima Shizuo.
Without much further ado, let’s enjoy the voices of Shizaya :D
- 臨也 (Izaya)
I’m not particularly interested in you, but I am interested in seeing your face torn in despair after finding out you overslept. Eh? You’re getting up? It’s not a big deal if you continue sleeping anyway. Oh well, bye bye, have a good day.
- 静雄 (Shizuo)
Listen carefully, I am not that particularly busy but I will only have 10 more seconds to use for you in my entire life. Understood? Then get up RIGHT NOW. If you don’t, do you want to sleep with a vending machine? Ah?
- 臨也 & 静雄 (Izaya & Shizuo)
静雄「てめーに穏便さなんて一ミクロンも関係ねぇだろさっさと起きろどきやがれ、邪 魔 だ 。」
Shizuo: Izaya-kun, if you want to sleep so much, let me help you sleep forever, there’s no need to hold back.
Izaya: Shizu-chan, I want to sleep but in peace and quiet… (translation may not be accurate)
Shizuo: Giving you peace and quiet has “micron” relation to this (almost nothing to do with this?). Get up this very minute. YOU ARE IN MY WAY.
Izaya: Yes, yes, understood. Since I understood, can you put the futon (mattress) down? It’s squeezing (my) neck.
Hmm… what do I think? I guess I’m still pretty happy with it cos Izaya and Shizuo do sound kinda cute :D I like Shizuo’s very much hehe but I think he was probably too loud cos Mum told me it woke up Dad at 6am before I could switch Shizuo off lol~ sorry Dad! :P
However, I was hoping to hear more suggestiveness in the last fan-service message. So I’m a tiny bit disappointed. Anyway, yay~ for my first HiroC / OnoD voice clock <3