Goods: Izaya-kun… Time to wake up with a bloodied nose (Durarara!! Izaya + Shizuo Voice Clock)

DRRR!! Voice Alarm Clock
♥ ♥ ♥ That’s a darn hot pic *nosebleeds* ♥ ♥ ♥
(Yep, the alarm clock has finally arrived!)

The pic doesn’t have anything to do with the actual clock except that it is the only PG/non-R21 one I could find on the net of Shizuo and Izaya in bed, half-dressed and presumed smex-ed. Oh~ and it fits the waking up theme perfectly too :D

Durarara!! Anime version Voice Alarm clock (Izaya & Shizuo)

Durarara!! Anime version Voice Alarm clock (Izaya & Shizuo)
デュラララ!!(アニメ版) 音声入り目覚まし時計/臨也&静雄
Size: approx. 180 x 120 x 60mm
Materials: metal (clock), with full color print on paper (face)
Requires three AA batteries (included)

Price: 7,140 yen
Release date: 08/05/2010

Yep, there’s nothing Earth Shattering about the outward appearance of the Durarara!! voice alarm clock… As we already know from this post, this alarm clock features the voices of Kamiya Hiroshi as Orihaya Izaya and Ono Daisuke as Heiwajima Shizuo.

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Without much further ado, let’s enjoy the voices of Shizaya :D

  • 臨也 (Izaya)
    「僕は決してキミに興味があるわけではないけれど、寝坊したキミの絶望に引きつった顔にはとても興味があるなぁ。え、起きるの?べつに寝ててもいいんだけど…まぁそれならそれでいいさ。ばいばい、いってらっしゃい。」
    I’m not particularly interested in you, but I am interested in seeing your face torn in despair after finding out you overslept. Eh? You’re getting up? It’s not a big deal if you continue sleeping anyway. Oh well, bye bye, have a good day.
  • 静雄 (Shizuo)
    「いいかよく聴け俺は決して忙しくないが俺の人生でお前に割く時間はあと一〇秒だ…!
    わかったらさっさと起きろいますぐ起きろ起きねぇなら自販機と添い寝するか?あー?」
    Listen carefully, I am not that particularly busy but I will only have 10 more seconds to use for you in my entire life. Understood? Then get up RIGHT NOW. If you don’t, do you want to sleep with a vending machine? Ah?
  • 臨也 & 静雄 (Izaya & Shizuo)
    静雄「いーざーやーくーん♪そんなに寝てたいなら俺が永遠に眠らせてやるよ遠慮すんな。」
    臨也「静ちゃん…寝てたいのはやまやまだけどもうちょっと穏便にいきたいなぁ。」
    静雄「てめーに穏便さなんて一ミクロンも関係ねぇだろさっさと起きろどきやがれ、邪 魔 だ 。」
    臨也「はいはいわかったわかった…わかったから布団ごと下ろしてくれない?首絞まるよー。」
    Shizuo: Izaya-kun, if you want to sleep so much, let me help you sleep forever, there’s no need to hold back.
    Izaya: Shizu-chan, I want to sleep but in peace and quiet… (translation may not be accurate)
    Shizuo: Giving you peace and quiet has “micron” relation to this (almost nothing to do with this?). Get up this very minute. YOU ARE IN MY WAY.
    Izaya: Yes, yes, understood. Since I understood, can you put the futon (mattress) down? It’s squeezing (my) neck.

Hmm… what do I think? I guess I’m still pretty happy with it cos Izaya and Shizuo do sound kinda cute :D I like Shizuo’s very much hehe but I think he was probably too loud cos Mum told me it woke up Dad at 6am before I could switch Shizuo off lol~ sorry Dad! :P

However, I was hoping to hear more suggestiveness in the last fan-service message. So I’m a tiny bit disappointed. Anyway, yay~ for my first HiroC / OnoD voice clock <3

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10 thoughts on “Goods: Izaya-kun… Time to wake up with a bloodied nose (Durarara!! Izaya + Shizuo Voice Clock)”

  1. Lolz, the only problem with this would be, that I would never turn it off. I would wake up fangasam to the voices and then go back to sleep.

  2. o.o DO WANT. I would pay any amount of money for that. Sadly, by the time I found out about it, the site was already sold out. I am a very sad fangirl. You say some Japanese sites are still selling it? Could you provide me with a link? Or do you mean stores in Japan? Because in that case, I’ll just have to wait a bit longer…

  3. Waaa~ I’d love to hear their voices in the morning. XD Or even for the whole day. ;3 Aa, and the pic is epic love. *nosebleed*

    1. @sigma: YES! I love that pic too XDD cos it fits the theme perfectly. Tied up Shizu-chan and… a squeeze-you-tight Izaya-kun both on the same bed! <3 The clocks are still on sale at the Japan stores :D

      @GlaringDream: XDD makes you look forward to waking up in the morning! Lol~

  4. XD I loved listening to the voices, an whoa the artwork for the last voices was to cute! :hearts;
    argh i got to get me one of these someday…

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